Health and Fitness Quotes

I have recently begun reading health and fitness related quotes, for motivational purposes. I have even taped a few of the more motivational ones on my refrigerator, for added inspiration. I thought it might be fun to share some of them with you. Happy dieting!

Fitness – If it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body.

~ Cher

Those who do not find the time for exercise will have to find time for illness.

~ Earl of Derby

A man’s health can be judged by which he takes two at a time – pills or stairs.

~ Joan Welsh

I am always busy, which is perhaps the chief reason why I am always well.

~ Elizabeth Cady Stanton

Health is the thing that makes you feel that now is the best time of the year.

~ Franklin P. Adams

I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks.

~ Totie Fields

Self-delusion is pulling in your stomach when you step on the scales.

~ Paul Sweeney

Never eat more than you can lift.

~ Miss Piggy

The second of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you’re off it.

~ Jackie Gleason

One must eat to live, not live to eat.

~ Moliere

When I buy cookies I just eat four and throw the rest away. But first I spray them with Raid so I won’t dig them out all the garbage later. Be careful, though, because that Raid really doesn’t taste that bad.

~ Janette Barber

I’ve been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.

~ Erma Bombeck

The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook.

~ Julia Child

The best measure of a man’s honestly isn’t him income tax return. It’s the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.

~ Arthur C. Clarke

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie.

~ Jim Davis

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