Diet-Related Quotes

pen Since I’ve started dieting, I’ve also started reading a lot more on the subject. In part, so I can post great information here and for inspirational purposes, as well.

There are millions of individuals, all over the world, who are dealing with weight loss and fitness issues. I’ve enjoyed reading success stories, finding new, yummy sounding, recipes I want to try and learning about good health, in general.

One of the things I’ve enjoyed reading the most are diet-related quotes. Some of them have been so insightful that I’ve even written them down and taped them to my refrigerator.

What follows are some of my favorites: (Maybe they will be yours too.)

People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.  ~Author Unknown

I recently had my annual physical examination, which I get once every seven years, and when the nurse weighed me, I was shocked to discover how much stronger the Earth’s gravitational pull has become since 1990.  ~Dave Barry

I’m allergic to food.  Every time I eat it breaks out into fat.  ~Jennifer Greene Duncan

Where do you go to get anorexia?  ~Shelley Winters

I’m on a 90-day wonder diet.  Thus far, I’ve lost 45 days.  ~Author Unknown

I’ve been on a constant diet for the last two decades.  I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds.  By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.  ~Erma Bombeck

Flabbergasted, adj.  Appalled over how much weight you have gained.  ~Author Unknown

I’m in shape.  Round is a shape… isn’t it?  ~Author Unknown

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four.  Unless there are three other people.  ~Orson Welles

My wife is a light eater.  As soon as it’s light, she starts to eat.  ~Henny Youngman

Vegetables are a must on a diet.  I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.  ~Jim Davis

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7 Responses to “Diet-Related Quotes”

  1. Callie Ann Brat on February 27th, 2008

    I love your quotes on dieting. I will be back to visit you. This is a cool blog.

  2. Jeff Iversen on February 29th, 2008

    Those are funny! I made a few posts about dieting too. One of them has some great comics on it. Here are some links to a few of mine

    You , On A diet . . . Again

    Why Diets Fail

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    oh wow, i love the quotes! do share more soon. i’ll keep coming back. :D

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